Down In A Gulp: CFM Shoes

Down In A Gulp

Sunday, January 6, 2008

CFM Shoes

Guys, you need to learn this, CFM shoes. When your girl tells you she's wearing her CFM shoes she means " I want you to desire me ONLY in this pair of shoes, nothing else". Yea, its the Come Fu*k Me shoes that is the only article on the body that doesn't come off when the two of you embark into ecstasy.

So how exactly does CFM shoes look like. Well, its gotta be stilletoes , 2 and half or 3 inches, depending on whether the wearer is able to strut properly in it. Super high heels elongates the legs and long legs are sexy especially in a teeny tiny dress. Then of course, there are little details that makes it a CFM sandals instead of a mere high heel sandals is the chain detail. Chains are somehow linked to SM (Sado Ma@@$@#$# crap) which would make any high heel a real CFM shoe. Super strappy sandals are also very CFM. Check out the shoe below and the first thing that comes to your mind .... SM! Shoes like these are not meant to be removed easily and the girl is supposed to keep it on the entire time!

For the girls, only wear CFM shoes when you are out with your guy or someone you plan to flirt with. Shoes like these can sure get you into trouble especially when paired with a dress or teeny tiny skirts. Unless you are planning to get laid on your night out, wear the CFM shoes with extreme discretion!

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posted by DaphStar* @ 7:32 AM

11 Comments:

At January 7, 2008 at 11:25 PM, Anonymous said…

hmm...dun understand...LOL
minda elaborate more?
hehe
CFM shoes...lol
At January 8, 2008 at 6:19 AM, DaphStar* said…

Do you REALLY want me to elaborate?
its a lil inappropriate and you are old enuff to understand
At January 8, 2008 at 11:27 PM, Anonymous said…

i am still naive...
haha ok ok. was joking anyway
At January 9, 2008 at 5:56 AM, DaphStar* said…

Hhha...naive?? no wayzz...
At July 24, 2008 at 9:32 PM, Anonymous said…

Good advice. Do you wear cfm pumps DaphStar*?
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