I have never celebrated Halloween, not even when I was in the States. You can say that I was the social outcast of the university society. You know, the freak that doesn't get invited to parties or gets rejected at the entrance of a club. Yes, sad it was.
I felt like Cinderella longing to go to the ball but had to stay home by the cinders with her rats.
So this halloween, I am still not invited to any parties. All I can do is just sit and wonder what would I be if I were invited to a party.
Sexy costumes are all out of the list, cos I ain't voluptuous. Can just forget about sexy nurses costumes. That leaves me with ghoulish costumes and ghoulish is what I have in mind.
If I were invited to a Halloween party, I would be The Corpse Bride.
 Wicked!
I have seen one too many devil costumes. It is just too common. So the corpse bride is just awesome.
However, sexy fairy tale character costumes are very provocative. Hmm... I have yet to see anyone in these super sexy fairy tale costumes.
 Sexy Lil' Red Riding Hood waiting to be raped by the big bad wolf
 Slutty Alice in Wonderland spreading for the Mad Hatter.
For couples who are going for the party together, why not dress up as famous couples.
 The sexy nurse waiting to give the mental patient some hot thigh rubs.
 The priest and sexy nun getting it on at the backyard of the church.
This is the ultimate couple
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 Super Sperm and Super girl! Like WTF, super sperm? Just wonder how will the story line go in a comic since Super sperm is a super hero.
Anyways Happy HelloWeen. Whateva! Enjoy yourselves you bitches!
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