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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Our Founding Fathers

We truly have to thank our founding fathers for the 50 years of Independence of our country. Without them, I think we will be speaking better English and earning Cambridge degrees. But because of them, we are oh so fluent in Bahasa Malaysia, thanks to the ever changing education system which does not seem to stop. But they have made us what we are today and we have been looked up to by other nations who used to struggle like we once did.

Firstly, Tunku Abdul Rahman, our Father of Independence did the most difficult job , unifying the 3 major races in Malaysia to negotiate with the British. I think that was the hardest thing to do at that time because the British has this super big ego which makes the natives of the land that they invade low lives. Despite all of that, he managed to chase the British out of the country peacefully, without a war I tell you. So, he absolutely deserve to be glorified as our Father of Independence. Without him, we won't be having dancing horses and laser shows in the Merdeka Stadium tonight.

After shoo-ing the British out of the country, there is a lot of development to do in the country. Hence we have Tun Razak as our Father Development to thank. Of course, thanks to him, the NEP was born. It was the era of post independence, development of the education system, and development of the economy for future complexities.

Tun Hussein Onn was our Father of Unity. Errm ok...so he carried on the policies of the previous leaders and promoted a lot of unity in the country. It was very crucial at that time to avoid another 13 May 1969. How is a nation going to grow if everybody is going to stand only for themselves and not united? How are we going to produce so many beautiful people if we don't blend with each other? Unity is paramount towards building a powerful nation.

Then of course the longest serving PM in the country whom contributions are more significant ( for me at least) to the nation and the world. He did put our country on the road map and if it was not for him, people from the outside world would still be thinking we live on tree tops with a proper sanitation system. He glorified our country by making us the leader to 3rd world countries. He made sure we host International events like the F1 and Commonwealth Games. These events instantly gained Malaysia global recognition. It was during his administration that we our nation have a set vision and everybody really thrived towards it. Vision 2020 was everywhere and there's no escape from this propaganda. There for the title "Father of Modernisation" was bestowed upon Tun Dr Mahathir for putting us on the global road map.
Unfortunately, there are still some stupid ignorant Americans whom still think we do not exist but Thailand and Singapore do. More so they are stupid enough to believe that we still live on tree tops with advanced sanitation system. So, the Americans should look into their education system because it is known that many high school kids can't even point out their own country on an atlas!

And last but not the least, we have our very favorite Pak Lah.
Please choose the best answer for the question below

Pak Lah, Father of ____________.

1) all Datuks
2) Muhibbah
3) Fastest Chick hunter after your wife has passed away
4) Do whatever you want (You can build a castle in a kampung and get away with it)
5) Refurbishing government offices
6) Tidak apa


I seriously ran out of ideas.

Anyways, he will always be our Mr Nice Dude. Too nice that vision 2020 seems blurry these days.

Happy 50th Merdeka!

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posted by DaphStar* @ 7:26 AM  
24 Comments:
  • At August 30, 2007 at 1:19 PM, Anonymous wy said…

    wrong wrong and so damn wrong. See, told you not to waste time reading mainstream government newspapers. Or u can call them Umnopapers. The British almost went bankrupt defending the nazi onslaught, the few remaining officials never had the ability to maintain SEA colonies. It didnt take much to tell them to leave, especially when they abandoned malaya for japs to rape us. Rahman couldnt unite us. Hence u had May 13 with malays (stirred by ppl like Mahathir) putting parangs in chinese asses. Rahman couldnt stop it from happening and he resigned. But Razak let it happen. And the plan worked as he rose to PM with ppl like you still singing his praises. And the NEP was never Razak's contribution. It was truly Mahathir's. Razak merely approved it. No need to tell you what NEP has done lah today. The supposed reason to balance poverty between races was turned into a special economic birthright for 'SELECTED' malays. "Hussein Onn father of Unity"?? HAHAHA wtf did he unite? Sabah and Sarawak ah? hahaha. Then of course u have former dictator mahaithir. He put up a tower engineered and designed by the western... a race track for vehicles where no malaysian has any business to be in one (remember brylcream boy)... and an airport that is 70% empty. These mega projects were superb cash cows for the ultra malays to fill their pockets while distracting the nation with senseless inflated sense of pride. "He glorified our country by making us the leader to 3rd world countries" ... thats the only way we can ever GLORIFY... because if we compare ourselves to decent peers like singapore, korea, japan, china ... what are we? Mahaithir doesnt even dare to place our proton on an asian free market! And you know why because you wont even drive a proton willingly yourself. And where u think proton's money is falling to. Well if u compare piss to shit, of course shit smells worse. But does that mean u wanna go around smelling piss? Last and the VERY LEAST we have YOUR favorite paklah who got bengang until donno what to say (hokkien ppl say "Chui Tat Lan" -dick stuck in mouth-) when questioned but then was later portrayed as "elegant silence". Basically he's Father of _______ . Thats correct. Just leave it blank. Father of doing nothing. Falling asleep in meetings, being his son in law's puppet bitch, saying I donno to every little thing but getting all roused up because one johor ahbeng rapped about the Malaysian truth. Mr Nice Dude is EXACTLY the image they conjurred to win over voters and I guess they have succeeded here. There is no unity in malaysia. When was the last time u go hang out with malays and when have they ever invite u to hang out? When had we ever stopped being aware of our different colors. See, same fear tactic bush was using to gain support. Remember when u hear BN reminding you again about May 13 and how it will happen again if BN losses.... THAT IS A THREAT!! Oh well, your whole article describes the voice of the typical UMNO raised brainwashed child. This merdeka, smear your flag with black ink (not sedition according to past cases but rapping about negarakuku is) because really, there isnt much to celebrate about. Malaysia Boleh!

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 9:47 PM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    Ok I agree, there is no unity, no racial integration but racial tolerance. Know why we tolerate, cos it is pointless fighting against low life mongrels who has no purpose in life apart from endangering themselves. When there's a death in a family due to negligence, they will say God has chosen to call them back and there's nothing they can do about it. I mean like wat the heck,just don't freaking rempit or let your kids play by the highway. So it is important that we the minority tolerate to a certain extend because brute force is not our policy(it's theirs but definitely not for the highly intellectual groups).
    So well, when they say Merdeka, we just go with the flow. However, deep down inside we are hopeful for the true independence which maybe sad to say will not happen anytime soon unless there is a divine intervention.
    Who knows, MCA and DAP might be cooking up a devious plan.

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 9:54 PM, Blogger Gary said…

    kanineh tak habis habis politik...sien la. truck stop talk politics, perkins talk politics, taipei talk politics, thai kitchen talk politics.

    oh btw, i got alot malay and indian friends always me go yumcha when i go back msia during summer. you dont have doesnt mean everybody takda.

    ok go ahead and tembak my lousy engrand and brainwashed mentality.

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 10:00 PM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    HAaha....truck stop politics, perkins also politics. I feel you bro, I feel you..HAhaha.

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 10:22 PM, Anonymous panjang said…

    Yes.. As long as UMNO and their MCA and MIC dogs continue to rule this country, Malaysia will always be the best 3rd World Country even after 2020.

    Oh, btw.. Ong Ka Ting can just continue to suck Pak Lah's dick. MCA cooking up a devious plan? Be real.. they don't care about you. They are happily double-teaming up with UMNO to assrape us till we bleed.
    Poorah la..

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 10:40 PM, Anonymous wy said…

    you tell them panjang... our ignorant peers are eating up whatever NST or Star is feeding them. Clearly you do not understand my point. I have no issues against the malays or the indians. Find me a point i mentioned where i actually racially dissed the malays. The villains are the 'leaders' that play the racial tensions and issues to their benefit. The worse verbage came from gary who goes for a drink with a couple of other races once in a blue moon and claim to have "alot" of multi racial friends. I look around you now and how come all i see is yellow? who are u kidding? and this from a guy who has MOST complains about indians... and if u have alot of typical malay friends (not the regular rich putrakids) how come u still speak bahasa that sounds more like Tagalog plus abit of Bengali that ends up totally meaningless.

    panjang... as usual la... Ong Kata Nothing

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 11:54 PM, Anonymous The Vulcan said…

    If one does not like the current situation of this country.
    There’s always the prospect of migration that is if one is capable of course.
    No point raving about how bad a country is, you can’t change anything and that’s a fact!!
    Even if one has migrated to another country (1st world Western country), one would always be a second grade citizen.
    Unless you would like to return to your forefather’s land, back to communism. But loads of hot Chinese chics to screw over that is once they bleed you dry. Well, that’s the thing.
    Why did your great grandfather immigrate to Malaya in the first place? What was so enticing in Malaya that spurred them to set sail all the way from China?
    If any of you all would like to blame, please blame your ancestors during the next all soul’s day at their grave site.
    Bear in mind that you’re not a bumiputra, that’s just the way it is.
    Would you like to fight for your rights in the parliament? Jika tak suka Malaysia, balik ke China la.
    Malaysian politics….or any other country’s political system…its pure garbage…couldn’t care less.

    Just walk down the streets of London…freaking shit loads of middle eastern muslims and suicide bombers.
    Australia…Remember Cronulla Beach Racial Race Riots…Lebanese cucumbers are quite nice though.
    USA….The land of warload premier BUSH. Ignorant idiots….More suicide bombings please!! Teach’em American imperialist a good lesson about meddling in other people’s business.
    Or if you’re rich enough, just purchase some private island and make it your own.
    Oh…I almost forgot.. not everyone is as rich as Johnny Depp.

     
  • At August 31, 2007 at 3:26 AM, Blogger slacker said…

    urm.. i'd like to venture a guess and say that he's the "Father of.... Khairy??"

     
  • At August 31, 2007 at 12:44 PM, Anonymous wy said…

    nah, http://malaysia-today.net/blog2006/newsncom.php?itemid=7716 malas to explain to ignorant lots. Note the date, in case you assume I just copied my initial posting frm the site. A great article posted just yesterday. Btw, if you have a kid and he is retarded, do you just leave him at chow kit and run off quick? I was born, raised and love malaysia... i have every right to be a malaysian too. We have no right to criticize other countries when we choose to 'accept' how our government ringers our asses. Say i manage to change one person's mind in this blog, thats one vote no? It is when people like you think that nothing can be changed and embrace it as though its a 'fact' of life... thats when things will never change.

    Oh and btw, our ancestors came out of desperation. Not because they were entice. It was either communist parangs on your head or off to the boat.

     
  • At August 31, 2007 at 7:56 PM, Anonymous The Vulcan said…

    If you really feel that you can change the system in Malaysia, I suggest that u join the opposition or even form your own nazi party. Would like to see you try instead of voicing your opinions on this blog.
    And who knows, you might not even live to accomplish it.
    It’s a common occurrence these days that politicians get popped with a few bullets if they try to get too smart.
    In regards to the criticism of other countries, it’s a free world. (Democracy)
    Aren’t you that doing it yourself as well? Raving about how useless a leader we have and the pathetic system in this country. Don’t contradict yourself. When you started to rave about how shitty this country is being managed, did anyone tell you to zip it?
    And who the hell are you to tell someone else not to criticize when you’re doing it yourself.
    Hypocrisy, what a classic quality!

    Or maybe you should create some melodramatic video and post it on you tube like that johorean tukau bloke. And you can even do it away from Malaysia!!!! And maybe the Malaysian ISA will accept you with open arms when you disembark from your first class 747 seat so that they may throw you into a 6x6 cell after the photo shoot with the press. And they’ll get Anwar Ibrahim to freaking sodomise your butthole.

    And changing a person’s perception? What are you gonna do after recruiting more of your delusional compatriots? Create your own red army and start marching into putrajaya?

    Obviously, you’re opinions are full of rubbish. A thunder cracker has a limited lifespan, loud but short lived. Once popped, people don’t even give a shit anymore. Or maybe you can shit as well as a corrupted lawyer.

     
  • At August 31, 2007 at 9:57 PM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    Slacker: Good one...Father of Khairy. or Father of All Puppets. Basically he's Father of the Nice


    Ahha...Gary speaks malay like tagalog and Benggali.ahha..

     
  • At September 1, 2007 at 1:16 AM, Blogger Gary said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At September 1, 2007 at 1:50 PM, Anonymous AntiWhiner said…

    You people have way too much time on your hand.

    Arguing on a blog...go do something bout it n stop talking so much...

    If u can't make a difference? Stop whining....

     
  • At September 1, 2007 at 2:33 PM, Anonymous wy said…

    sure maybe i cant change anything in Malaysia, but at least i tried. The opposition has no valid idealogies that I agree totally with, so it will contradict my stand. Forming a nazi party? When have I even indicated an interest in communism? Now that is just a hating opinion straight out of your ass. Obviously you cant make a decent argument without attempting dry humor and throwing baseless hatred. And obviously what i wrote was beyond your intellectual level as you feel it was hypocrisy in part of me. I am malaysian. The malaysian government is my government. They affect my life as I plan to live in malaysia. I am also part of the process of selecting my government. Hence I have a right to criticize the malaysian government. Is that simple enough for you? Or do you need to go back and complete your Peter and Jane books to at least Book 5? Whereas YOU, were criticizing.. let's see... US, UK, Australia, China and the whole midddle eastern lot. But on the other hand you feel it was alright for us to embrace the malaysian dysfunction as a fact. Now, which is hypocrisy? And I have respect for wee as he voiced his opinion through a seemingly innocent video. "its a free world (Democracy)" I quote from yourself. But I guess you disagree because you're so pumped up with anger over my last attacks till you dont even know which sentence you typed came from the brains and which from the ass.
    There's no possible way of changing perception of someone like you, that I realize. In a sense, it takes a little tiny bit of intelligence to comprehend what my message is all about. As for you, maybe you'll do better as a stand-up comedian spouting hate jokes. People like you, of course, will never give a shit. UMNO can very well rape and rob you... and everyone you know... and you'll still be there on your knees licking their balls. And as usual, the umno pets will say the same thing about all the opposition "RUBBISH!" because in their limited intelligence that is all they can muster up. Happy Merdeka Vulcan. Maybe next year your masters will give you a nice new pink bow

     
  • At September 1, 2007 at 8:18 PM, Anonymous The Vulcan said…

    Antiwhinner is absolutely right!
    Just another typical big talker...what a waste of my time.
    Angry?Hah! I seriously think that you need some anger management class.
    What an Idiot!!

    You can have your last word. By all means!!
    I'm not as stupid as some people you know!! Wasting my time arguing with some retard who doesn't know jack shit about what he/she is talking about him/her self.
    Peeps like you will meet your desired fate one day with your so called “intellect” in society.
    Carry on with you nonsensical postings. I couldn’t be bothered with a retard’s rubbish.

     
  • At September 1, 2007 at 9:27 PM, Anonymous yw said…

    Hahaha thats it? just a whole load of name-callings like a little schoolgirl without even a pinch of half-decent rebuttal? "one day you will meet your fate ahh you bad bad man who made me sound stupid" hahaha seriously though, I was disappointed. I expected more from you. Oh well... cant expect too much from a half-wit.

    Gary, back to perkins lah... abit also not challenging here. Seriously disappointed la! thats it meh vulcan?

     
  • At September 2, 2007 at 12:16 AM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    yw you should be Karpal Singh's successor. Loya Buruk.

     
  • At September 2, 2007 at 11:51 AM, Blogger zewt said…

    hahaha... number 3 option was damn funny!!!

    anyway... i tot 2020 has been scrapped? it's 2057 or 2048 i think... not that we can achieve it anyway... it's a vision nonetheless.

    your frien wy is trying to re-write history?

     
  • At September 2, 2007 at 5:41 PM, Anonymous wy said…

    haha i wish it wasnt true. But im not that creative.
    Daph, ya call me Kamlanjit Singh

     
  • At September 3, 2007 at 9:43 PM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    Zewt: It is true that he got a new wife in a jiffy. Too shocking.

    Oi KamLanjit Singh..ahaha...you dun wanna Kam Lan man. Only kiat.net does it.

     
  • At September 4, 2007 at 12:40 AM, Anonymous yw said…

    oohhh thats low blow man. I'm telling kiatee about it.
    I wonder what happened to mr-self-proclaimed-multi-billionaire... at least he made better and more matured arguments. This vulcan little girl is a joke.

     
  • At September 4, 2007 at 1:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    awww no more drama... boring. The only interesting stuff in this blog are the funny arguments. Gee... I think he really went to finish up peter and jane. You better watch out when he get to Book 12B!!!!!

     
  • At September 4, 2007 at 1:32 AM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    yw: I think your billionaire guy has appeared.

     
  • At September 4, 2007 at 11:11 PM, Blogger Gary said…

    kanineh. leave me out of this. and you guys call me The Arguer...tsk tsk

     
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