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Monday, August 20, 2007
Sports gone sexy

We have witness (maybe our parents have) the evolution of women's sports attire. I am talking about women's tennis attire in particular. In the olden days, tennis used to be the sport of the affluent. So, women will be dressed in their fine gowns and hats while playing the sport. And then I guess women got a little more aggressive in the sport and decided to chase every shot which made gowns and hats really inconvenient to play in. So women got a bit more daring and the outfit shrunk and shrunk and shrunk over the years. It shrunk until it became a sport of boobs, bootie and biceps.

How else sexier can you get with tennis attire these days. Tennis is no more about polo tees and mini skirts. Its all about designer wear. The sexiest gets the attention.


I think the evolution for tennis attire should just end right here. That's enough. The girls can move really well it those skimpy outfits.
So, what about golf then? I just started golf like 2 weeks ago and I am really into it right now.
Ladies golf attire are really boring, same ol' polo tee and pants.

If I can't excel in the sport, I think I shall grab attention on the golf course by revolutionizing the way women golfers dress. Inspired by the way tennis stars dress these days, I think women golfers should dress the same way too! Of course, I gotta slap lotsa sun screen when playing golf as well and not forgetting the visors.

Ok, for starters, I guess I'm gonna make the mini skirt the staple of my golf attire. How to make the attire even sexier?? Well, throw in a pink bustier and that will for sure grab lots of attention when bending down to retrieve the ball after putting into the hole.




Tube top a little inconvenient after a full and through swing?(With so much boobs pushed up in that bustier, nip slip is bound to happen) So, back to the old fashion sleeved polo top but with a little twist.

A low neck line midriff-baring polo top. This top will definitely keep boobs in check while still baring a little bit of cleavage and some abs. Uber sexy outfit for golfing.

If the professionals adopt these outfits, golfing will never be the same again. Men won't dread to play with weaklings (ie: women) anymore, instead they will go to the ends of the world to make sure they have a lady in their flight.

Till then men, pray and hope that there will be super sunscreen product in the market that will entirely block out the skin from all sun rays like an invisible leather suit for 6 hours. Only then, women will wear mini skirts and cropped polos for golfing.

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posted by DaphStar* @ 6:03 AM  
7 Comments:
  • At August 20, 2007 at 11:04 AM, Anonymous adrian said…

    reminds me of the hottest soccer mom ever!

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/VicBeckham2SPL_468x598.jpg

     
  • At August 21, 2007 at 1:52 AM, Blogger khengsiong said…

    Daphne,
    Would like to see the photos of you wearing sexy golf attire ^_^

    And you can beat the men because they would lose concentration, LOL...

    BTW, swimsuit is going in the opposite direction. These days swimmers in competition wear full body swimsuit that is said to reduce water resistance. So I guess swimming competition will lose some fans.

     
  • At August 21, 2007 at 4:51 AM, Blogger zewt said…

    the face of the sports person needs to be 'hot' before the attire can fit. badminton girls are trying to do the same... unfortunately... they just couldnt match maria sharapova for looks.

     
  • At August 21, 2007 at 7:51 AM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    Adrian: Soccer mum is just a bystander. She doesn't participate in the sport. But Victoria Beckham is always hot.

    Kheng Siong: Soon soon I'll start a trend on the golf course. Ahahah...I guess the uncles will freak out when they see the aunties doing the same..ahha.

    Zewt: I can't find a good looking badminton girl somehow. Y huh? Cos they are all asians? At least look something like Ling Tan or Lucy Liu.

     
  • At August 30, 2007 at 9:59 PM, Blogger Gary said…

    ling tan no chun, neither is lucy liu. but then ling tan sister WAH LAU EH!!!! nosebleed.

     
  • At August 31, 2007 at 11:52 AM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    heh..that also nose bleed? She looks like Ling Tan wor. But cun la even though her eyes damn small.

     
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