Down In A Gulp: Weird Friendster Message

Down In A Gulp

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Weird Friendster Message

Weirdos are aplenty in Friendster. Friendster creates Fans and Stalkers. Well, I log into friendster to check out my friends and most of all the new pictures. I mean like who gives a damn reading profiles. People are more interested in pictures. That's why they have increased the quota from 10 to 50 pictures.

Throughout my Friendster membership I have discovered a lot of mutual friends knowing other mutual friends and it really makes the world small. Then sometimes I get some weird ass messages like it is some standard template sent to all the girls in Friendster. Here is one that really got me LMAO.

Hi, Nice to meet you here,I am R****n from PJ(BU), just to say hello here, and get to know you.
Ok very sincere, just wanna drop by say hello and get to know a new friend , NOT. More like Victim!
I do like to know new friend and do like traveling because it's not only widened up my point of view and it brings lots of adventure and excitement in life

You mean getting to know a new friend widens up your point of view of what? And getting to know a new friend brings you lots of adventures and excitement?? I think you meant Sexcitement la. Ahah widened up your point of view, you think like widened a lorong meh.
I also likes sport likes playing badminton, bowling and etc.

You can likes sport but sports cannot likes playing badminton neither can sports likes to bowl.
wow etc, so I guess you play everything. This is like a school essay on Myself.
I am 16 yrs old. I am a boy. I likes making friends to widened my point of view. I likes friends that brings lots of adventure and sexcitement in life. Woo hoo. I likes sports. Sports likes playing badminton and bowling and etc. I like to eat wan tan mee and chicken rice. Every morning my mother take me to pasar to eat wan tan mee. Very nicely one.
I don't like school. I hate my teachers. They force me study but I hate. I only like to look at girls..........................................................

i am a person who eager to gather more information esp lovely things and foods all over the places, looking for someone who can cheer up my life and give funs to my life..To find out more.. keep in touch in future.

SEE! Horny bastard! He loves gathering information of lovely things like?? flowers and Hello Kitty? He is very eager to gather information about food. Arlo, put in another sentence la, your thoughts are all over the place.
This is the best; looking for someoone who can cheer his life and give FUNS to his life. Yea yea lotsa FUNS like sexcitements.
And then he ends it by saying to find out more, keep in touch. WOW, suspense, left me intrigued about him until I have to keep in touch with him to discover more of him. I'm impressed! What the heck man to find out more, it's like selling a drug on TV.

hope everything runs smoothly for u...take care

See, thoughts all over the place again. Yesh, everything will sure run smooth like baby's bottoms for me. OH man, left me laughing rolling around the floor.

HAiyo......if you do meet this person, please be more cautious.

Labels: Offbeat

posted by DaphStar* @ 8:33 AM

14 Comments:

At March 2, 2007 at 2:47 AM, russel said…

huh? pity guy !!!

actually, i find his message pretty okay maaa. i don't think he's a horny bastard, he didn't say the word SEX at all also.

at least he didn't go *nyek nyek nyek* :D
At March 2, 2007 at 4:39 AM, DaphStar* said…

he doesn't say the word sex but the message implies it is! Hint: FUN, EXCITEMENT. What can be n more fun an d exciting other than sex to a guy.
At March 4, 2007 at 7:46 PM, Anonymous said…

Hoho... He might not be that bad as you think, but I do agree some of your points. In a way... I think you should recommend someone who can babysit him. :p Such a passive guy.
At March 5, 2007 at 3:19 AM, DaphStar* said…

HO ho ho...damn sad la this guy..aiyo..use a standard template to message everybody. HHAHAH!
At March 5, 2007 at 3:58 AM, Anonymous said…

I don't see anything wrong with the message. No dropped hints that he wants sex. Anyway if he's hinting that he wants to get to know you which he obviously wants to or even if he's hinting he wants sex, I think it's a very normal nature of a guy to behave this way. Tak kan you expect him to send this type of message to guyz right? it's normal for him to court you right? Go and ask around if every guyz like having sex with girls, im sure everybody will tell you they want to, unless he's gay. Some girls who waited for so long and still couldn't get a message from guy. so stop whinging and consider yourself lucky for getting messages from guy.
At March 5, 2007 at 11:47 PM, russel said…

LOL !!! Yeah stop whining ! I just got to agree with jamie !! guys are just like animals !

jamie are u a girl? what's your email ar? can send u such messages ar? ;)
At March 6, 2007 at 8:37 AM, DaphStar* said…

HAHAHA....I don't know whether to get pissed or laugh. ROFL MAO!
I am not whining. It's just too funny and I am doing my patriotic duty to share it with everybody.
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