Down In A Gulp: Please use deodorant hor..

Down In A Gulp

Friday, March 16, 2007

Please use deodorant hor..

Very disturbing, I know

Encounter 1:

I was at this public toilet at a shopping complex waiting for my turn. So ,I was standing impatiently outside the cubicle because not only I can't hold it any longer, the toilet actually smells a little foul. I am very sensitive to smells, so I can sniff the slightest change in the air particles. Finally, the latch opened and out came the occupant (quite a pretty one too). Quickly rushed in and to my horror, her Body Odour (hereinafter referred as BO) actually masked all other toilet smells in the cubicle. Had to actually hold my breath for the entire time I was in the cubicle. After I was done, just burst out of the toilet gasping for air. How could she have not noticed her rotting armpits??!!!! The smell is disastrous. That smell is totally a gu

y repellent. Fuuuhhhh. Another reason I guess she didn't shave it for ages. See, not very pleasant to have fuzzy arm pits on a pretty girl. It's all wrong, wrong, wrong! If I could go up to her,I will say Please use deodorant hor..

Encounter 2:

This was after my Sunday mornings dance class. As usual, I would have some people car pool with me. However, this particular person is known to have extreme BO because it always contaminate the air in the dance studio. Let me tell you , it is pungent enough to kill pests within her radius. So, when we got into the car I had to just wind down the windows so that the car will be well ventilated. After driving for a few minutes, I decided to wind up the windows but after a few seconds I had to wind it down again. I was almost choked to death! How could she have the audacity to lift her arms up exposing her armpits to my air con vent! Worst of all she was wearing a sleeveless top. Can you imagine how toxic was the air that was circulating in my car?! Trust me, I almost had foam coming out of my mouth. The armpits, was facing the air con vent directly and being in an enclosed space, air will only circulate within it. I had no choice but to wind my window down and stick my nose out. So I thought she got the hint and put her arms down. Hardly a minute, she put her arms up again and I had to wind the window down again. This continued on for a good 40 minutes. That was the worst 40 minutes ride of my life! There wasn't a next session of car pooling ever again! I just couldn't bring myself to tell her Please Use Deodorant Hor...

Encounter 3:

You know how it is to dance among a jam packed crowd in clubs. Girls are always in their sexiest number, which would almost always be sleeveless. So how do they dance? Yea, by raising their arms. It is deemed to be quite seductive.
I was dancing in a group full of chicks and all of a sudden I detected bad BO. Couldn't identify the source at first and later found out it was from a really nice girl standing quite a distance from me dancing with her hands in the air like she just don't care. After few whiffs, I backed out and when back to my table. I mean like it is normal that the ciggie smoke smell is pretty dominant in clubs. Don't smell anything else except for the smoke. So I guess if someone actually breaks wind, the bad gas is immediately devoured by the surrounding smoke. Well, all except for disgustingly bad BO! This is bad, she became an automatic guy repellent that night. If only her boy friend could just tell her Please Use Deodorant hor.... the clubs would be a much better place to be merry and gay.

Moral of the story: Please do a scratch and sniff test on yourself to make sure that you have or do not have bad BO. If you can tell, reason being that you have been immunized by the toxicity of your own BO. So get an opinion from family members or someone close to you. Once the problem is identified, please drive yourself down to the nearest drug store and ask for a recommendation on deodorants. Do not wait! Take action now.

Please support me in my campaign against Bad BO!

Sidenote : Currently listening to Musiq Soulchild's latest album Luvnmusiq. Good stuff. Highly recommended.

Labels: Lifestyle

posted by DaphStar* @ 7:12 AM

10 Comments:

At March 16, 2007 at 2:35 PM, Anonymous said…

I guess it's a common norm in us Asian countries that ppl don't really care about their body odor, as compared to western countries. When I was in high school, we wear white T-shirts as school uniforms. So apparently at the end of the day, you can notice that some guys' armpit area are yellow in color, worse yet, they wear the same shirt the next day to school! LOL

Ongzilla
At March 16, 2007 at 9:02 PM, DaphStar* said…

hahah..yellow stain at the armpit area?? that is so gross! Good thing your nose isn't like mine or else you'll be constantly getting a migraine.
At March 17, 2007 at 4:32 AM, Anonymous said…

Agree....Please use deodorant hor.... a friend of mine has some major BO. We hike together in the summer, and you can imagine the pain I have to go thru....how can I tell her???
At March 17, 2007 at 6:00 AM, teng said…

apparently my nose isn't sensitive to BO. my ex-bf had to convince me that one of my friends had a bad BO and stinks up the car everytime we go pick her up. geez I hope I don't have any! Some ppl may not be able to smell it on themselves - so guess you HAVE to tell them to use deodorant!
At March 17, 2007 at 12:10 PM, DaphStar* said…

Hhaha...good question how to tell if someone has very bad BO but don't realize it themselves?!! What I do, introduce them to deodorant and say you use it as well. Someone's gotta tell her for her own good. At least stops the gossips once and for all.
At March 17, 2007 at 12:15 PM, DaphStar* said…

Teng if your nose isn't sensitive and your ex has to convince you that the girl has bad BO then you should do the scratch and sniff test on yourself..HAHAH
At March 19, 2007 at 12:58 AM, Anonymous said…

In subtlety, one can comment really loudly (* while performing a sniffing the air motion)" wah! the air today very bad hor? eh I dont have air refreshener...u got deodarant or perfume ar? can spray a bit or not?" (doesnt really help the cause, but it alleviates the stench)

If the other person is still defiant to your 'gentle' promptings. Try to be technical " Eh! U heard of Bacteria Armpitus (make it up) or not?" the person will say " err..no"(gee... of course not, u made it up)
U then say, "its actually a new bacteria from Africa, it grows on armpits, it gets so bad there, they actually have to chop ur arm off. I heard it is here in Malaysia, better start using deodorant"

If the person still does not get it. Well u can always GET even by lifting ur armpit and out stink the other person. Screaming'SEE WHO DIE FIRST"
At March 19, 2007 at 1:29 AM, Anonymous said…

Keke... Buy him / her a Rexona as his / her birthday present. And hope he / she gets the idea. If not, straight to his / her face... YOU'RE FUCKING STINK. :p
At March 19, 2007 at 2:49 AM, DaphStar* said…

Thomas: ROFLMAO...AHHAha...Bacteria Armpitus. I shall take note of that. Oh yea, and for severe cases, amputation is necessary..Shall spread that word. But what if you don't stink, how do you out stink the person??!!!

Cheng Yik: Not Rexona la, maybe Body Shop would work.
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