Down In A Gulp: Oughta Know

Down In A Gulp

Monday, March 12, 2007

Oughta Know

You know you are old when:

1) You have acquired the taste of cilantro. Yup the smelly vege that is used in garnishing steam fish. As age catches, you will grow to like the taste of cilantro in everything.

2) You think celery is the best vege in the world and best taken in its raw form.

3) You crave for asam salted vege with duck.

4) You used to hate kids but now you just wanna hug and talk to kids.

5) You don't run around playing with kids instead you put them on your lap and talk to them.

6) You start nagging at your siblings.

7) Stop going to all the Cafe Flam and Q-Bar and start going to Thai Bar.

8) Look at older men from a different point of view.

9) Stop driving like a maniac and your feet is always on the imaginary brakes when in the passenger seat.

10) You stop wearing cheer leader skirts with sneakers.

11) Start giving advise to younger people.

12) Stop drinking whiskey coke and start drinking Whiskey on the rocks. To appreciate the aroma of the whiskey.

13) You stop dancing at clubs and just sit and drink and be merry.

14) You can't shop without your eyes feeling tired after 2 hours.

15) You start to appreciate fine wine instead of modified cars.

16) You start listening to 80's music even though you hated it when you were younger.

17) You start to disdain 'tau teng', 'mui mui chai' in clubs.

18) You stop dreaming of 2 seater cars and start looking at MPVs and sedans instead.

19) You find that you have a lot to reminisce.

20) All your friends around you are getting married and you are getting invited to every damn wedding dinner.

You know ,you're old. I know, I'm old.

Labels: Lifestyle

posted by DaphStar* @ 9:00 AM

5 Comments:

At March 12, 2007 at 6:35 PM, Anonymous said…

haha
At March 12, 2007 at 7:10 PM, Anonymous said…

Ahaha... You're welcome to join me. Fishing!? :p
At March 13, 2007 at 1:29 AM, DaphStar* said…

lol....haha? so retarded.

Go fishing? It's not a sign of getting old.
At March 13, 2007 at 9:03 PM, Xavy-licious said…

I love cilantro and any other herbs that are equally pungent. hahahaha!

Cilantro! FOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
Smelly Herbs! FOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Say!Say!Say!
At March 14, 2007 at 7:40 AM, DaphStar* said…

xavy, you are too happy these days..hahah..