Down In A Gulp: Suckle on toe-sicle

Down In A Gulp

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Suckle on toe-sicle

Lately I have been obsessed with manicure and pedicure. I think its the nail art fascination that got me all crazy. Also I'm obsessed with cutting my cuticles and any hardened skin around the nail area. Basically nail grooming has become an obsession.

I believe its proper manners for women to have their nails groomed properly. If you don't groom it before painting it which most women does, the result is disastrous. I mean at least soften the cuticles and push it back will do. Or maybe scrub to remove the dirt in between nails would even do some good. Can you imagine dirt that have been stuck in between the toenails forever?? It will stink really bad. So guys, the next time you're thinking about really pleasuring your woman by sucking her toes, think twice. You might be licking the accumulated dirt in between the nails as well. Make sure your girl gets pedicure done weekly before you give her the sensual toe sucking.

So, back to my obsession with nail art. Some designs can be way over the top.
Have a look at these.

Fruits on nails...looks like pieces of shit stuck on your nails. Sorta like colorful booger.

Definitely can't dig your nose with nails like these!

Mind blowing!

Also, I think that it is only proper to remove any unwanted hair on the toes, especially the mother toe. Look at this and you will know what I mean.

Shave off those atrocious hair! See what happens if you don't get a pedicure and wear summery sandals?? It is of cos, ATROCIOUS! So girls, if you do have the fine bits of hair growing from your toes, please remove it by all means. You don't want your man to suckle on your toesicle in that condition.

Be NAILICIOUS and go to your nearest mani pedi salon. Guys too must do the same.

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posted by DaphStar* @ 3:53 AM

8 Comments:

At August 4, 2007 at 9:03 PM, Anonymous said…

all i want to know is...whose toes are those? Eeeyer! even mine are not as atrocious. Yucks
At August 4, 2007 at 11:47 PM, DaphStar* said…

You gotta get a pedicure too.....irregardless of whether your toes look like the one in the pic or not. Just go clean it up.
At August 5, 2007 at 6:30 AM, Anonymous said…

But wouldnt that infringe on my macho-ness? I mean have u EVER seen a guy getting a manicure or a pedicure? Thomas is of the opinion that if u have yellow toejam at the end of everyday, amputation is necessary.
At August 6, 2007 at 7:20 AM, DaphStar* said…

I have seen guys getting pedicure. It's personal hygiene ok...
At August 8, 2007 at 11:09 PM, Gary said…

its still fucking gay ok.....
At August 9, 2007 at 2:32 AM, Anonymous said…

facial prob yes lah...but pedicure will cause a fagg stigma for quite sometime...
At August 9, 2007 at 8:25 AM, DaphStar* said…

U want your feet to end up like big foot? Hairy with dead toenails...eyerr!!!
At August 9, 2007 at 6:49 PM, Gary said…

like that only like marlboro men ma..rough rough...