Friday, July 20, 2007 |
Turn your beer belly into bigger boobs! |
Whoever who came up with this misconception that bigger boobs are super sexy and attractive, should be put into a chamber full of women with unsightly huge boobs.
Women have suffered a great deal just to get their bosoms enlarged...for the pleasure of their men. Suffer no more because bigger boobs is just an injection and 6 months away. There is this new procedure- dubbed Celution - extracts the fat cells from your belly, or booty, mix them up with stem cells, then injecting them into your tatas.
The entire procedure takes less than an hour which completely beats implants hands down. However, your boobs wouldn't grow instantly like inflating a balloon, rather it will gradually grow over the period of 6 months. Best part is that it is your own body fats, so you won't feel like there are 2 basketballs hanging from your chest.
The procedure is right now in its trial stage. It will be introduced in Europe early 2008. So watch out for the Celution, girls. Once it is introduced here, the A cup would cease to exist in the market. Every girl will have tatas that would make any guy go gaa gaa.Labels: Issues |
posted by DaphStar* @ 9:14 AM |
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... so kwek huey lian whose already skinny with -A breast is supposed to extract the fats from?? gary??
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kinda gross rite...Gary's fats growing in your breast
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ewww that's disgusting. i like mine, thank you very much! haha
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Hahaha I like the way you put it at the last sentence: "have tatas that would make any guy go gaa gaa." Good ending...
I think that woman with those gigantic breasts is a fake, I mean, how can anybody live a normal life like this? Can you actually imagine how heavy those hooters are?
Ongzilla
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Ongzilla: tatas goes with ga ga.
Hooters are yummylicious
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hahaha!! what a way to say it.. tatas that can make guys go gaa gaa.... well, it must be controlled tatas... too big will make guys go gila...
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your tatas got quite small...like eating nasi lemak with your fingers...u know right how to eat nasi lemak with your fingers,...that's how small your tatas are.
bang also no siok leh...see u on top ...hmmm like skateboarding.
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zewt: Ahah..controlled firm tatas.
anonymous: I don't want you to bang me, so you don't have to worry if mine is nasi lemak sized or not.
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kanineh mine is SOFT muscle k. not fat.
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HAhahaa...SOFT MUSCLE! That is new! How can muscles be soft! It is soft because it is encapsulated by a layer of fats! hwhahahah
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... so kwek huey lian whose already skinny with -A breast is supposed to extract the fats from?? gary??