Down In A Gulp: Brazilian wax

Down In A Gulp

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Brazilian wax

I paid a visit to The Ministry of Waxing yesterday.
Ok I really didn't know they were the Ministry of Waxing cos I was recommended for their Nail services ( yea, my mani and pedi ritual). Anwayz, Ministry of Waxing is specialize in Brazilian waxing. Before stepping into this parlor, I only knew that Brazilian meant stripping every piece of hair from your pubic area but when i picked up the brochure, there was a list of Brazilian waxing packages.

There are actually 9 Brazilian waxing packages offered in this parlor. Price on the right is for semi permanent hair removal, price on left is for the normal hair removal service.

I am still trying hard to figure out what does the Crack (hard wax!) service is. You mean they actually wax off hair from the butt crack using hard wax?! I know waxing that part is painful enough what more hard wax. Do they like drip wax on the crack, wait for it to harden before pulling the entire piece of wax off? I don't want to visit the toilet for a week after that.

The interesting parts are the xxx strip.

1) x strip( clippering down the front)

So its just basically snipping off the hair and not waxing I guess. That would mean there are still bushes left for those who seek SOME jungle adventure.

2) xx strip (full bikini)

Some women actually have hair sprouting out from their inner thighs near the groin area. So if you were to wear a bikini with hair sprouting from both ends, its gonna look like some seaweed stuck to your bikini. Stripping the bikini line is important.

3) xx strip extra ( full bikini)

Extra stripping meaning with massage as well?

4) xxx strip ( labia + bottom + design)

ohhh...the normal package doesn't include waxing off the labia? The labia area is very tender and only a specialist will be able to strip the labia with extra care. Bottom? I am guessing its the area close to the anus. Waxing off that area would hurt like hell! This is all for the benefit of our man or men. This package even comes with a design. Wow, are designs actually a turn on? I mean men, do you need us to have an arrow to indicate where you should go for enjoyment?

5) xxxx strip ( all off)

My suggestion is to wear a skirt when going for waxing. After that, it is better to keep your panties in your handbag because airing 'it' actually soothes the pain.

I don't think I will try the Brazilian anytime soon. It feels weird spreading for another female. What if she's a lesbo, then I'm in trouble.

Labels: Lifestyle

posted by DaphStar* @ 7:04 AM

7 Comments:

At August 26, 2007 at 8:13 PM, zewt said…

how would waxing the bottom benefits us men?

keep the panty in the handbag eh? so that's why a lot of ppl go knicker-less.
At August 26, 2007 at 11:24 PM, Thomas said…

GALAXY :- THE NEW STANDARD IN BARBERING

Modernization and Bollywoodization of our nation has led to our men becoming more and more "IN TOUCH" with their feminine side. GALAXY barber will be the 1st one to offer services females often enjoy...now men can too...indeed everyone can now wax:-

We offer the full services:-
X strip:- our skilled barbers from INDIA Mutusamy and SamymUrthy are well trained in the art of trimming hair. If we can trim thick curly hair on your head, we can trim ANY THICK n CURLY hair ANYWHERE

XX strip:- We wax ur armpit hair also. Our specialist UNCLE BUTHORAMACHANDRAN a/l SIVACHANDRAN is our expert. Dont mind the sireh he spits out often though. He is Harmless

XXX STRIP:- THIS ONE TRICKY!!!! But we have imported ANANDAROSHANDIKOTOSAMY who has expert knowledge on HAIR AROUND ur MANHOOD! His credentials includes spending MULTIPLE years in an ALL MEN PRISON and have explore many anuses. He is very good with genitilia...very careful..dont worry he wont snip it off...haha thats a joke from us @ Galaxy

So we hope to see u soon...and wax ur bottom, cut ur hair and MASSAGE your

shoulders & heads
CEO, MAndimandisamasamalu
At August 27, 2007 at 4:51 AM, DaphStar* said…

Zewt: how do you now women go to waxing parlor knickerless...hmmm. Were you those kids who puts a mirror on floor of the staircase in your school?

Thomas: Hahha..good one. Mandimandisamsamalu. So, is Galaxy in SS2?
At August 27, 2007 at 8:39 AM, FengY said…

Cool, your blog is where I get updates about girl stuff :P waxing sounds and looks painful ;)
At August 29, 2007 at 7:11 AM, DaphStar* said…

fengy : yes especially waxing the 'bottom'..very painful
At August 30, 2007 at 6:59 AM, Anonymous said…

what bout armpit bleaching?
care to share with us?
Do you plug them?
At August 30, 2007 at 8:39 AM, DaphStar* said…

I don't know about arm pit bleaching. Just remove the hair.....