Down In A Gulp
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Best for voluptuous fullness

Butts, armpits... of cos boobs is next on the list! Came across this full paged ad in Cleo. Wow, bust enhancement minus the pills, surgery and injections. Ok, got my attention to read further.

According to the ad, they claim to use only pure essential oils and it is massaged gently into the breast tissues to make it firm, shapely and full. They also state that "Best of all, your self-confidence will increase enormously. And the deep shadow of your cleavage will be real. Unlike the fake curves of a push-up bra that promptly disappear the moment you take it off"

Very clever way of using words like enormous with confidence. So girls with puny boobs has puny confidence? Deep shadow of cleavage, I can fake that by air brushing a cleavage shadow.

Why do girls desire bigger boobies? First thing, you'll get stared and gawked at making you lose confidence. With big boobies you can't really dance that well, it sorta restricts movements. In dancing, moves has to be executed swiftly . So, with the boobs in the way, it takes quite an effort to actually ,say, execute a full turn. Also, when dancing with a partner especially the tango, your boobs will always be in contact with the man's body. Best to wear Madonna's cone bra in situations like these.
It is not going to be a good sight when jogging. Every bounce the boob makes, it creates a big downward force making it sag. So if you keep running till the time you hit 80, I think the boobies might just be the same level as the tummy. Eliminates the need to wear a bra, belt is sufficient.

So why do people perceive having big boobies as sexy? It's just two extra piece of fats hanging from our body. Why aren't small boobies sexy as well? Because we resemble the body of a man that men find it gay to ogle at what seems like another man's chest? But it is just fats in bags. The society has got the wrong perception putting young girls under pressure to get larger chest.

Anywayzzz, Rm188 for 6 sessions is cheap and reasonable but I don't wanna pay someone to touch my boobs man. What if they have some kinda hidden camera somewhere or they actually have a side business. Allowing men to look through a peep hole into the massage parlor for maybe 50 bucks per 5 minutes? Scary but can be true. Best way is to DIY utilizing youtube of course. And you thought youtube only broadcasts stupid videos.

It is like kneading a dough making mee hoon kueh out of it.
posted by DaphStar* @ 5:34 AM  
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