Down In A Gulp
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Totally ruins your sex life

A partially bald guy and a woman in tudung kissing passionately. Does this turn you on? Absolutely not! This video will be traumatic to your sex life. Brrrrr, sends chills down my spine.

Post mortem of this video. First and foremost I think it is quite genuine and not staged. I mean like what would they get out of it apart from the religious teachers trying to hunt down their asses. Best part is the bald guy is in a suit and the woman in tudung! I bet he is somebody in possibly a corporate or a government department. So ,how is a supposed intelligent, highly respected man be oblivious to CCTVs in lifts. Some people are just so technology-phobic.

Did you see the way they kiss?! HAhaha, it is so amateur. I was expecting some Hollywood steamy kissing scene but this is urrggh, just lip locking. I guess this happened right after lunch after having few petai and sambal. You know when you lock your lips and slowly open your mouth and realize that the person has bad breath, then retract your tongue and close your mouth and continue lip locking to avoid being rude. I think that was what happened. And the groping was just too sudden and awkward, HAHA! Oh no, I am having nightmares already. Realize he grabbed her boobs right after the door shut? It looked like he wanted to pluck a mango off a tree. He definitely do not know how to tease and please a woman. Just grab , bang and go!

I think the person in the controls room was having a good time zooming in and out while the couple was making out. If it was me, I would turn on the loud speaker and hook up the microphone to some porn just to arouse them more!

So next time pay close attention to scandals in your office as it can get quite juicy and interesting like this one.


posted by DaphStar* @ 8:55 AM  
  • At March 21, 2007 at 12:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LOL Maybe they haven't had enough of the "petai and sambal" thus the non-stop liplocking to dig the leftover out of each other's mouth hahaha..

    He prolly could have just finish the 'business' right there on the spot considering the quick mango/papaya plucking... I'm thinking it won't that more than the 1 minute ride on the Twin Tower's elevator going up to the meeting room. lol Grab, bang, ooopss gotta go for my meeting. No offense to to our dear Malay dude but that's the impression that I get.

    Got a friend that just came back from JB and he forwarded me this hilarious self-made MTV from Muar, Johor, check it out:

    I'm becoming am avid fan of your Blog.


  • At March 22, 2007 at 5:51 AM, Blogger DaphStar* said…

    AHHAh...thanks Ongzila, I realize that too.

    Oh, I have already seen the Muar hokkien mandarin rap.

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