So you see, it is flat and imperfect. And my quest is to get the luscious bubble butt like Alessandra Ambrosio has. I have done my research and I think these might eventually turn my "felet butt" into a luscious one.

Firstly is the Firmness Test.

According to this test, you gotta have your butt facing the mirror and contract the muscles. The feeling of contracting is pretty much like when you are wearing thong and you have that bad bowel movement day and you really need to run for it, that is how you contract your ass muscles. So.... if there is little or no change to the butt, then priority is to work on the firmness of the muscle.
However, if the butt rise and round out, it means the butt muscles are toned so priority is to work on the skin. (Hmm....I hope I fall into this category)

Secondly, how to Smoothen the butt surface
After showering, spray some cold water on the butt to ensure suppleness is preserved. After that, always apply some cream on the butt and give it a nice "knead" (like how you knead a roti canai dough) and ending with some "chopping" action to get the blood circulating. I think the roti canai man will do a good job on a butt with all the ghee, it will smoothen the butt in a week!

Lastly, it's gotta be Exercise!

Yea you can't get anything toned without exercise. And shopping will not give you a toned butt. Take the damn stairs instead of the elevator, contract your butt muscles while you are stuck in a jam, make sure you miss every shot in badminton so that you can squat down and pick it up hence exercising the butt muscle, go swimming and kick like the motor in a boat.

I guess I still have a chance at achieving bubble butt before I grow older, get married and have kids. In no time I will be wearing a thong on the beach!